[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep... →
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But…
But who’s Robert Downey Senior?
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
Anonymous asked: so give me one reason why i shouldnt slide dick in your arsehole and watch you scream?
youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything.
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
Anonymous asked: how many people have you slept with?
SENT IN MY EMAIL OF RESIGNATION TODAY I AM FREE
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
an-erect-penis: if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children
Dying my hair purple and qutting my job
Anonymous asked: So your saying that you started fitting into bras at 17 years of age?